super king size me
Our super king-sized bed arrived today - it's 6 feet wide and 6 1/2 feet long. Oh yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. No more elbows and knees in the ribs! No more falling off of the bed because your partner has rolled over onto your side! No more being woken up when your partner gets up to pee five times a night! Paul will be so happy. Me, I sleep through anything anyway, but it's still going to be very nice to have a new comfy mattress.
Can't wait to go to bed tonight. Oh get your mind out of the gutter, you people.