that's so reassuring
The following update landed in my inbox today:
Hello from BabyCentre!
At the end of this week, you're going to reach an important pregnancy milestone -- your baby will be considered full-term. That means you could give birth any day now.
*hack cough splutter* Noooooooo! I haven't stretched any of my bits yet, we still haven't assembled that chest of drawers, and I want to relax for at least two weeks before Pip arrives!
I'd better go home right now and get into a bubble bath, just in case.