now that's just odd
Have you ever seen Bill and Celine Dion in the room at the same time? Me neither. Think about it: they're both living in Quebec, they both have brown hair, and they both love poutine. (Well, actually I don't know if Celine Dion actually likes poutine, but let's just assume that she does.) I noticed that Bill had a large heart-shaped gem around her neck last time I saw her, plus I thought that consort of hers was a bit of a mismatch - an old, bald bloke with a huge gut. Thanks to this page, I feel that the truth can finally be told. Bill IS Celine Dion. Now let's go and give her a wedgie.