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I'm passing the keyboard over to Jack for today's entry. Jack would like to say:
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I'm not entirely sure what this means. I think it's some sort of newfangled hip kid shorthand, like the indecipherable teenage text and instant messages. My kid is a genius, I tell you. Genius!