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It's the dreaded Two Week Wait: the days between ovulation and when you are supposed to start your period, where you fuss and fret about whether or not you're pregnant. Whee. Gosh, I never noticed that tiny bump before - I wonder what that means? Oooh I feel a slight twinge within a 2 foot radius of my abdomen, does that mean anything? I think I feel moody/hungry/barfy/sleepy/achey/bloated. What could that indicate?
I would type more, but it's difficult to use a keyboard when you've got all your fingers crossed.