It's Friday, and that means I must reveal my big secret. This is slightly more exciting than EastEnders, but not quite as riveting as this year's Big Brother (and what the merry hell is up with the people in the house this year, anyway?).
Right, so. My big secret.
There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just come right out with it. In the early 90's, I attended a Star Trek convention in Montreal. I wish I was joking, but I was a big Next Generation fan at the time. No, I didn't dress up. No, I never watched any of the other series. No, I didn't go with people I met on the Internet. The big guest star was James "Worst Scottish Accent Ever" Doohan who is, sadly, Canadian. I am not proud. I do hope you will continue to read this blog, even though I am obviously so nerdy, even software developers are laughing at this post.
What does this have to do with the four clues I've given this week? Absolutely nothing. What, you thought I'd provide useful hints to help you figure out my big secret? Tsk. So gullible, you lot.