I get the feeling that this building is trying to kill us. First a large pane of glass hovering over the front doors shattered into a bazillion pieces (it's still hanging there, suspended by some sort of force field) and now the stairs have been cordoned off because they're too slippery to walk on. These are the same wooden stairs that have developed large cracks and shake the entire building whenever someone walks too heavily (we have vibrating conference rooms! Whee!).
I'm just waiting for the walls to bleed and a loud, reverberating voice to tell us to "GET OUUUUT!!"