sweet merciful crap
"The Grizzlies and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have teamed up to create 'Baseball's Best Burger.' The burger, which was debuted at the Grizzlies' December 10th sale, consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut." [source]
Surely this is a sign of the apocalypse.