I don't know what's wrong with me, but I keep mishearing song lyrics lately. The first one was the new Natasha Bedingfield song; I swore she said "I wanna have your babies, it's serious like rabies." Apparently she's actually saying "you're serious like crazy" but I kind of prefer my version since the rest of the song is just as ridiculous. The other day, I thought Jamie T was singing "Sheila goes out with homemade Stella" (as in Stella Artois, the beer) but the actual lyrics are "Sheila goes out with her mate Stella" (also in reference to the beer.) I was wondering how one would make Stella at home, so perhaps the real lyrics are more suitable in this case. I think what all of this means that I'm officially old and will soon embarrass my children by singing misheard song lyrics out loud during school runs.
Must add these to the classic Archive of Misheard Song Lyrics site.