no no no
At the butcher's today, the young butcher lad asked when I was due. When I told him the date, he said "Wow, that's only around a month from now." to which I replied "YES. ONE MONTH. HA HA HA - IT'S GOING SO QUICKLY. REALLY QUICKLY. HA HA HA. ONE MONTH, GOSH!" with a slightly hysterical tone. Holy guacamole, it is going by quickly. Not sure if that's a good thing or not yet.
So in the "does my bump look big in this" department, I was accosted by a girl outside Tesco yesterday asking if I belong to a gym. I said not really these days and pointed at my belly. She then said, "Oh, are you pregnant?" I should have said no and looked really offended.
Today's entry is for all the people who keep asking me what I'm doing with all of my free time now that I'm on leave. I thank you.