how to lose 2 lbs. in 2 days
Yes, that's right - you can lose up to 2 pounds in 2 short days with my new diet plan. All you need to do is to obtain a hideous stomach bug from someone, and you're on your way to a new, slim you! Burn hundreds of calories running to and from the bathroom! Enjoy an indulgent diet of boiled rice, crispbread, clear broth, and dry toast! Make all your friends jealous with your amazing willpower as you decline meals containing solid food!
Am feeling better today, thanks.
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