Well, I was going to do the list of "101 Things You Should Do Before 30" (which would have been stolen from Gary), but it's a bit long and I'm lazy.
Instead, here's the Friday Five:
You have just won one million dollars:
1. Who do you call first?
Paul, and it would probably sound like this: "OhmygawdIjustwonEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!Ohmygawdohmygawdohmygawd!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
I would pay off all my debts. Boring, I know. Then I'd pay off our mortgage.
3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?
I'd buy Paul a newwww caaaaar!* (*said in a "Price is Right" stylee)
4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?
I would give money to my Mom and Dad (in repayment for all the things they've bought me over the years), then I'd give money to anyone in Paul's family who needed it, and I would give a large sum to various charities. And I'd throw a really funky party and take my mates somewhere fabulous.
5. Do you invest any? If so, how?
Bwaaahahahahaha! Um...I'd give it to Paul to invest because I don't know nothing about savin' money.