vegetarians, turn away now
I ate a hamburger the size of my head for lunch today and because we are LAYdeez, Emma and I ate them with our bare hands. We have decided that burgers are good for you because they come smothered in healthy, green leafy salad. As a general rule, anything with green on it is good for you. We have also decided that filling up on salad leaves less room for the other important food group: chips. Potatoes are also good for you.
I feel like collapsing and/or weeping from exhaustion right now. Blergh.