Monday 10 April 2006

i live to give

It's time for my semi-regular "giving back to the community" post, taken from queries leading to this web site. For those of you who are new to this game (hello and welcome - please help yourself to some snacks), every now and then I go through my referer logs to see how people find this site. Why no, I don't have a life. Why do you ask?

why do pregnant women fart a lot It's nature's defense mechanism, in an attempt to keep irritating people away from pregnant women.

does a kiss contain fat "When Supermodels Google" - next on FOX!

how to increase waistline
1) Marry a man who can cook.
2) Get pregnant. Eat for two...two 300lb truck drivers, that is.
Voila! You have an increased waistline.

what does my liver do for me Absolutely nothing. That no good, freeloadin' organ just sits there and takes takes takes.

why does my dog belch Paul claims that Jasper belches in my face after every meal because it's his way of telling me that he loves me. Apparently this applies to husbands and babies, too.

This is quite possibly the most horrifying search string I've ever seen: "lisa durbin naked". Dear god, WHY? You've got so much to live for! It can't be that bad!

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