thank heaven for not so little girls
Curvy women are more likely to live longer than their slimmer counterparts, researchers have found. [source]
And do you want to know why us curvy girls live longer? Because we don't stress ourselves by counting calories, replacing meals with rice cakes, and depriving ourselves of Green and Black's vanilla ice cream. Instead, we say "Why yes, I would like that entire tray of brownies" with a huge grin and a positive outlook on life.
Oh yes, I'm gonna live forever.