but the beer store will be open, right? RIGHT?
So I was just reading that Canada (and some other country called the United States) had a big power failure yesterday. The cause? I think it depends on who you ask, but apparently no one blames terrorists. So to all of my friends and family in Toronto, I hope that you've got your power back and that it wasn't too horrible. The good news is, the Beer Store will be open as usual. You can take away electricity from the Canadians but touch their beer and...man...I don't even want to think about it.
This story brought to you by the "Canada is Actually Not Part of the US, and There is News to Report Outside of New York City, You Know" coalition. I thank yew.