i need a maid
It's such a pain - I've got to keep my flat really clean because people might stop by to take a look. What's worse is I spoke to a woman tonight who was telling me that her husband is a neat freak and won't take a flat if it looks messy. Grand. Apparently he's especially disgusted by dirty ovens. Guess what I've been doing for the past 1/2 hour? That's right. Cleaning my oven.
Oh, how I cannot wait to move.