Sorry for making you all think that yesterday was Thursday. Hopefully you're not all excited about it being Friday today 'cos it isn't. Sorry 'bout that.
I am feeling a bit self conscious about this spam I received today:
"You don't know it, but you're incompetent"
I miss the days when spammers were simply offering me cheap Viagra and to get me out of debt.
Now, on to the main reason of this post. A friend of mine is going to be hosting a radio show at a local hospital. What we need from you, clever readers, are nominations for the most inappropriate (or appropriate, depending on your view) songs to play. So far we've got: "Girlfriend in a Coma" and "The Drugs Don't Work".
Answers on a postcard (or in the comments), please.