Wednesday, 15 January 2003

meeting strategies

Here's a list of things you can do in meetings, just in case you get bored (thanks to Andy for collaborating on this list with me):

  • Burst into laughter at inappropriate moments.

  • Wear a headset and sing along, make up your own words as you go, and don't actually have the headset plugged into anything.

  • Develop a wet, hacking cough like Bob Fleming.

  • Wear the pointy gold bra you got as a Secret Santa present last month. Alternatively, wear the "whatever" sign that's currently on your office door.

This should be an interesting all hands meeting today.

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