Here's a list of things you can do in meetings, just in case you get bored (thanks to Andy for collaborating on this list with me):
- Burst into laughter at inappropriate moments.
- Wear a headset and sing along, make up your own words as you go, and don't actually have the headset plugged into anything.
- Develop a wet, hacking cough like Bob Fleming.
- Wear the pointy gold bra you got as a Secret Santa present last month. Alternatively, wear the "whatever" sign that's currently on your office door.
This should be an interesting all hands meeting today.