I've ordered this book for myself. My personal faves from the editorial review: If you can't remember if you've ever curled or not, because of how drunk you were, you get 50 points, Twelve Ways to Say "I'm Sorry.", and How to Find Canada on a Map. And 'cos I just can't resist a good deal, I've ordered it with this book. They should be waiting for me when I go back to Toronto in three weeks.
THREE WEEKS?! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I'm not ready for Christmas yet!!!