Tuesday 22 March 2005

birthday boy

Hello, I'm Jack and I am one month old today. I enjoy long naps during the day, partying all night long, and peeing on health visitors. My hobbies include drinking milk, filling nappies (particularly immediately after a new one has been put on me), sneezing, and making alarmingly loud farty noises. I have acquired the following skills over the past four weeks: holding my head up, making lots of Mogwai-like noises to amuse myself, staring intently at faces, and today my Mummy swears that I gave her a huge gummy grin that wasn't at all related to gas.

Who loves ya, baby?

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