Thursday 8 May 2003

what's in a name, part 2

Are you a stripper or drag queen and can't come up with a name? Perhaps you're about to give birth to a little girl and can't find a suitable moniker? Fret no more. Here is a list of names I came up with while chatting to my friend Paul G.:

  • Nutella

  • Lactancia

  • Coco Butter

  • Velveeta

  • Poutine Dion

    And my personal favourite,

  • Honey Doughnuts

We have way too much free time on our hands. And it shows.

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