actually, it's not much worse than most other diet and fitness plans
Jack asked if I had any special pre-marathon plans for tomorrow, and I said that I'll avoid junk food and booze. Jack replied, "Damn right. Then we give you a big-ass shot of bourbon ten seconds before the whistle goes, and press a tortilla into your hand on the way across the line. Woo hoo!" He better not be joking 'cos Heather and I are bringing flasks.
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