waving two flags from the sofa
It's that time again - Olympic Fever has struck the Durbin household, and the TV's on the Eurosport channel permanently (with short breaks to flip to CBeebies, of course.)
And what about Michael Phelps? He'll never make it through aiport security with all of those medals, and you can't put them in one of those trays because some wacko will nick 'em. Surely he won't check them in with his regular luggage because they'll probably end up taking a round trip to Samoa before arriving months later, battered and empty, in a disused airport in Iowa. It's a stumper.