Wednesday 19 March 2008

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I think I've come up with a lucrative new career - editing messages for spammers. Their emails would be more convincing thus earning more money for their cheap pharmaceuticals/banking password retrieval/Nigerian money transfer businesses, and I could make a small fortune charging per typo. It's a win-win situation, really.

The spamming world needs me. Just look at what just arrived in my inbox:
Dear Nationwide Customer,

As a part of our continuing commitment to protect your account and to reduce the instance of fraud on our company, we are undertaking a period of review and updating of our member accounts.

This is required for us to continue offering you a safe and risk free environment to send and receive money online and maintain the experience.

You are requested to visit our site and sing on or your Nationwide account may work not properly.

Sing On

Please do not respond to this notification e-mail.

Online Banking Team

Those poor souls. I was so close to divulging my account details, too.

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