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Hi, I'm Jasper. I used to have my own blog and a regularly updated photo page until the pink hairless puppy moved in. Now I have to sniff around his food bowl for scraps and put up with my toys being stolen and/or chewed on. He pokes my eyes with his pointy little fingernails and uses me as a stepping stool. He takes over my bed but I get told off if I happen to knock him over with my tail. I'm a dog for crying out loud, of course I'm going to wag my tail vigorously! If you can't handle it, stay away from my back end.
So anyway, I'm Jasper and I just wanted to point out that I'm still around and still very cute. Much cuter than the hairless pink puppy, and I make less of a mess. Thank you.
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