better than an alarm clock
The last few mornings, we've been woken up by the following tune emanating from our son's bedroom:
"We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year."
[Pause. Volume increases.]
"GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING TO YOU AND YOUR KIN! WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!"
[Repeat until someone goes into his room or shouts out "Okay Jack, thank you!"]