i need hermione's time warping thingymawotsit
Okay, okay. I am the only person on the planet who hasn't run out to buy the latest Harry Potter book. I've been busy, alright? I do want to read it! I do! I just haven't bought my copy yet! Quit pointing at me and mocking me!
Actually, if someone could come over and read it to me while I go about my daily business, that would be lovely. Is Stephen Fry free?