break out the dreidl
In honour of my lovely Jewish friends, here's a festive Hanukah song courtesy of Adam Sandler. (and I'm not just doing this 'cos I want cheesecake) Everybody sing!
Put on your yalmulkah,
here comes Hanukah,
so much fun-ukah to celebrate Hanukah,
Hanukah is the feastival of lights,
instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights!
When you feel like the only kid in town,
without a Christmas tree,
Here's a list of people who are Jewish,
just like you and me!
David Lee Roth,
lights the Menorrah,
so do James Caan, Kirk Dougalas, and the late Diana Shore-ah,
Guess who eats together at the Carnagie Deli,
Bowser from Sha-na-na and Arthur Fonzerelli!
Paul Newman's half Jewish,
Goldie Hawn's half too,
put them together - what a FINE lookin' Jew!
You don't need Deck the Halls or The Jingle Bell Rock,
cause you can spin a dreidl with Captian Kirk and Mr. Spock!
Put on you yalmulka,
it's time for Hanukah,
the owners of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs,
not a Jew!
But guess who is?
Hall of Famer Rod Carew (he converted!)
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish,
Not too shabby!
Some people think,
Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
well he's not but guess who is?
All three Stooges!!!
So many Jews are in show biz,
Tom Cruise isn't,
but I heard his agent is!
Tell your friend Veronica,
its time you celebrate Hanukah!,
I hope I get a harmonica,
on this lovely, lovely Hanukah!
So drink your gin and tonic-ah,
and smoke your marajuanica,
if you really really wanna-kah,
have a happy happy happy,