Hurrah! I can retire now! Look what just arrived in my inbox!
Your email has won $4.6M from the UK Lottery draws on 01/06/08 held in BANGKOK-THAILAND.Lucky #:GHDJ487304JDGD9W.contact Mr. Walter Dou (email@example.com) with your official names,Nationality/resident country,address,sex,age,tell,occupation,date of draw.+447045722060.
Ohmygawd! Lucky me!
In other news, it's my beautiful baby girl's first birthday today. Happy birthday, my Mimi pixie princess bunnypants. (Soppy video montage available for viewing on the baby blog.)