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Sunday, 20 April 2008

observations from my boy


Jack: "Oh, look! I can see a lion!"
Me: "A lion? Is he nice?"
Jack: "No. He's a little bit rude."

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Jack: "I'm having a dinner party. Would you like to come?"
Me: "What are we eating?"
Jack: "Hot dogs and gravy."

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Me: "Say bye-bye to Daddy - he's off to the gym."
Jack: [wagging a stern finger at Paul] "You mustn't get any time outs at the gym!"

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Jack: "You need to talk to my poo. You need to tell it to go 'splash' into the water so it can have a party."

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Jack, upon seeing me get out of the shower: "You have a fluffy willy!!!" [points and laughs hysterically]

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