For some strange reason, my bump seems to have elevated itself recently. I present to you exhibit A:
At my age, nothing ever migrates north, so this is a welcome change.
so what language do i speak?
Canadians, of course, spend half their time explaining they're not from the United States, and much of the rest being polite, spelling words with a "z" instead of an "s" and purchasing two-fours - or cases - of beer. [source]
Do they speak English in Australia?
"Well of course they do - like millions of other members of the big happy Commonwealth family. But new rules asking natives of those countries to prove they can speak English before getting UK citizenship has left some 'colonials' feeling a little insulted - and that's the same in any accent."
breathe. relax. breathe.
it's the most wonderful time of the year
vive le waist stretchy!
what's next, mud wrestling?
pass the porkies
but i'm still avoiding ladders and black cats
poor poor pitiful me
i am a bad mutha
bumpity bump bump
warning: do not operate heavy machinery
shaking a virtual fist at the world
kibbles n' bits
not going by the book
aw, you guys
our little star of the screen
told you so
i thought we were supposed to avoid rollercoasters
i like nature, but get it the hell out of our house
super king size me
nuts to you
all the news you need to know
wipe that smile off of your face
forget your troubles, c'mon get happy
just for laughs
a plague of insects and nigella's sin
baby's first portrait
one bbq, hold the ribs